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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via derektheactualsourwolf)

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memento-mori-arty:

borisairei:

alexanderperchov:

reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect

This is one of my favorite videos on the internet

(Source: mirchive, via mylifeisprocrastination)

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

(Source: vinebox, via muchymozzarella)

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flowury:

u ever hear someone’s opinion and feel like you need to lie down

(via marco--butt)

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soufflesandbowties:

WHAT ?
CHILD LIK E TECHNOLOGY???
MAKE CHILD HAPPY????????
BAD!
TAKE AWAY PHONE GO OUTSIDE
I DONT UNDERSTAND PHONE
U HQVE FRIEND???? ONLINE ??!??????
NO THEY CAN NOT BE AS GOOD AS REAL FRIEND

(via lilchubbybunny)

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i want to make a facebook cosplay page…but would anyone follow it??

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shit levi says

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